i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
