woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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