You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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