Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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