I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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