You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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