Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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