in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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