yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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