I wish I could punch you in the face.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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