I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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