She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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