super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You had me at "let me see your balls"
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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