just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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