I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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