no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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