your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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