i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
This is the high leading the old right now
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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