he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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