let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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