I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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