Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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