Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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