How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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