shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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