Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
That accounts for only three of the penises
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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