Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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