Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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