paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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