I am in a vortex of obligation.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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