just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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