yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
is it fun? or sober?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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