If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i believe in u and ur pee
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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