At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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