Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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