She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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