im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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