Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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