Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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