She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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