if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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