we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
