This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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