You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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