i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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