oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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