your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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