When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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