SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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