btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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