its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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