also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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