Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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