please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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