Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
she woke up with a sticky ear
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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