As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
