Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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