I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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